Order ‘This is (not about) David Bowie’ today

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Every day we dress up in other people’s expectations.
We button on opinions of who we should be, we instagram impossible ideals, tweet to follow, and comment to judge.
But what if we could just let it all go? What if we took off our capes and halos, threw away our uniforms, let go of the future. What if we became who we were always supposed to be?
This is (not about) David Bowie.

It’s about you.

This Is (Not About) David Bowie is the debut flash fiction collection from F.J. Morris. Surreal, strange and beautiful it shines a light on the modern day from the view of the outsider.

From lost souls, to missing sisters, and dying lovers to superheroes, it shows what it really is to be human in a world that’s always expecting you to be something else.

This collection has been inspired by the music and art of David Bowie.

One thought on “Order ‘This is (not about) David Bowie’ today

  1. Hey, freyajmorris!

    OK, I‘ve always wanted to be Instagram-famous, too.

    If you are like me, you’ve rummaged through Instagram, thinking “how do these friggin people on Instagram get so famous”?

    Imagine: it is the wee hours of the morning and you’ve promised yourself you’d hit the gym today.

    Roll over, check your cell.

    Open the Instragram App.

    Hmmm, you think, Over 800 likes on one picture.

    Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and check your Instagram while you wait.

    Presto! Another 63 likes.

    Buzz—a message pops into your inbox from a follower. They’re asking you for advice on how you manage your food, and are congratulating you on your third month of hitting the gym.

    As you read it, you begin to grin. It is a super attractive person, and they love your posts.

    As you begin to write back, your phone buzzes again.

    Oops, another message. But no time to hit them back—you’ve got to hit the gym.
    Anyways, you get the point. This is the life of an Instagram celebrity. I should know, because I have made many of them.

    My job is to take people from Instagram anonymous to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds stupid, but results don’t lie.)

    Imagine if you increased your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?

    Truth is, it’s not the most difficult thing in the world to get more. For example, all the old pros use our website.

    Automagically see tons of likes on your images just minutes after posting.

    The “Top Post” section, all of a sudden, does not seem that far away.

    And because we love you, we made testing things out as simple as kitchen-cooled apple crumble:
    1. Visit https://jabbertune.icu
    2. Put in your Instagram username.
    3. 10 – 15 likes are going to be sent to your three most recent uploads. Just like that.

    Hitting the Top Post page will 10X your Instafame. But you have got to do more than just want it–you have got to do something about it. Are you willing?

    Chow until next time

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