May 2015
I’m thinking of shoving his head down the toilet. I won’t. But sometimes you just have to imagine it – the push, the flush, the wet hair and the struggle.
Someone has chundered in one of the toilets and it’s so rank that it’s making me gag. He totally deserves a good rinse in it. But I’m better than that now. I’m a prefect: an upstanding member of the student body.
FJ Morris 